Michelle Bachmann R-Wingnuttia :"Don't Let Them Palinize Me!"

She must have forgot that she already qualified herself for derision when she made these comments last October....

Bachmann: "Don't Let Them Palinize Me!"

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Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) has a message for her supporters in a new fundraising letter: Don't let the media do to her what they did to Sarah Palin -- "Don't let them Palinize me!"

"With Governor Palin taking a well-deserved step out of the spotlight, it appears that I may be absorbing even more of the liberals' scorn," says Bachmann. "And, I'd really appreciate your support so that I can defend myself against their attacks.

Bachmann is full of herself. Nobody cares enough about her to "Palinize" her.

Seen this?

Michele Bachmann's Son Joins "Re-Education Camp"

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The Star Tribune confirms what the blog Dump Bachmann has been reporting for weeks: Rep. Michele Bachmann's son Harrison has joined Teach For America, part of what the Minnesota Republican considers a dreaded government re-education camp program called AmeriCorps.

Scorpion wrote:

Seen this?

Michele Bachmann's Son Joins "Re-Education Camp"

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The Star Tribune confirms what the blog Dump Bachmann has been reporting for weeks: Rep. Michele Bachmann's son Harrison has joined Teach For America, part of what the Minnesota Republican considers a dreaded government re-education camp program called AmeriCorps.

Yeah,that story was the reason for her "Palinizing" complaint. Here's an article that points out how she's twisting this.

Bachmann falsely claims Star Tribune did 'hit piece' on son

Feel free to join her,wingnuts...

Michele Bachmann Offers To Slit Her Wrists
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Michele Bachmann (R-MN) gives her latest, most insane take on health care reform:

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This cannot pass. What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.

Uh, Michele? Are you sure all of your wrist-slitters have health insurance? Because we know you do.

Here's the laugh of the day....

Rep. Bachmann: Dems Want To Sabotage Me Because I Might Become President

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Michele Bachmann: Welfare Queen

Michele Bachmann has become well known for her anti-government tea-bagger antics, protesting health care reform and every other government “handout” as socialism. What her followers probably don’t know is that Rep. Bachmann is, to use that anti-government slur, something of a welfare queen. That’s right, the anti-government insurrectionist has taken more than a quarter-million dollars in government handouts thanks to corrupt farming subsidies she has been collecting for at least a decade.

Heretic wrote:

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Michele Bachmann: Welfare Queen

Michele Bachmann has become well known for her anti-government tea-bagger antics, protesting health care reform and every other government “handout” as socialism. What her followers probably don’t know is that Rep. Bachmann is, to use that anti-government slur, something of a welfare queen. That’s right, the anti-government insurrectionist has taken more than a quarter-million dollars in government handouts thanks to corrupt farming subsidies she has been collecting for at least a decade.

It's a shame that "Daily Show" is on hiatus,although stuff like this will be timely when they come back.

I saw this piece earlier. Absolutely hilarious. According to this lunatic everything we've been taught about slavery was wrong.....

Chris Matthews on the Michele Bachmann Experience Everything Michele Bachmann knows is wrong

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Chris Matthews confronts Tea Party Express founder Sal Russo with the sheer idiocy of Michele Bachmann, hours before Bachmann’s Tea Party response to the President’s State of the Union.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Bachmann's response to the SOTU speech was classic. She was looking in to the wrong camera :rolfcry: I have a feeling I know what SNL's cold opening will be this week.

Wow. I feel really dirty after watching that interview... Good lord, Sal was such a slimy, slippery hack, wasn't he? Well, what else could he do, really...? "Surprise! You're spokesperson's retarded!" He had to play the hand he dealt himself.

Sadly, though... Her mental diarrhea isn't unique. Just like they have their own version of how the earth was made, she was showboating their own version of history, too.

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A group of tea party leaders in Tennessee held a press conference where they actually demanded that history textbooks cover up nasty things like America's treatment of natives and slavery because it makes past leaders look like hypocrites.

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Regarding education, the material they distributed said, "Neglect and outright ill will have distorted the teaching of the history and character of the United States. We seek to compel the teaching of students in Tennessee the truth regarding the history of our nation and the nature of its government."

And their idea of presenting "the truth" is to make sure nothing interferes with presenting the founding fathers as perfect and holy...

Was that the bitch I saw on Channel 7 this a.m.. being questioned along a very wonderful Black woman who gave better views.?

Darn, I wasn't paying attention to the Black lady's name, but it was based on Obama's speech and the white woman was so much like Palin, but worse. All negative. Anybody see that?

The white woman, was discussing Obama's speech and expressed she didn't believe a word he said. The Black woman, damn I know her, forgot her name, contradicted her and appeared more intellectual. I always admired the Black lady's unbiased opinion. Just wish I had remembered her name. Cool, calm and collected. Unbiased.

I just wish I could remember her name.

Palin did nothing but turn a bunch of white females "wanna be politicians" into using her platform, knowing nothing about the political science aspect.

I am really getting scared with these freeloaders wanting to get on the gov't dole in Washington.

You know...the "Whisteria Lane" girls...the fruitcake had nothing to say but bad things about the speech last night and how the media destroyed her aspirations.

Always someone elses' fault.

I say, let us see if Obama really will execute what he said, then judge from there,

Don't PREJUDGE, cuz at this point, even though I liked what I heard, I still want to see if he carries it out, and if not...fluck him. R or D, color skin, doesn't matter.

Heretic wrote:

Wow. I feel really dirty after watching that interview... Good lord, Sal was such a slimy, slippery hack, wasn't he? Well, what else could he do, really...? "Surprise! You're spokesperson's retarded!" He had to play the hand he dealt himself.

I actually watched part of that Iowa speech. What's amazing to me is that there is actually talk about Bachmann running for President.

Bachmann considers White House bid

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Fresh off winning reelection and proving she can raise massive amounts of campaign cash, Rep. Michele Bachmann is beginning to consider a presidential run, according to close congressional aides.

As part of that effort, the Minnesota Republican will travel to the early caucus state of Iowa on Jan. 21 to confer with state GOP leaders and address a group of conservative tax activists.

Unfrickin' believable!

UrRight wrote:

Don't PREJUDGE, cuz at this point, even though I liked what I heard, I still want to see if he carries it out, and if not...fluck him. R or D, color skin, doesn't matter.

You know, for someone who claims not to care about "skin color," you sure do bring it up a lot.

Artie60438 wrote:

I saw this piece earlier. Absolutely hilarious. According to this lunatic everything we've been taught about slavery was wrong.....

Chris Matthews on the Michele Bachmann Experience Everything Michele Bachmann knows is wrong

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Chris Matthews confronts Tea Party Express founder Sal Russo with the sheer idiocy of Michele Bachmann, hours before Bachmann’s Tea Party response to the President’s State of the Union.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Bachmann's response to the SOTU speech was classic. She was looking in to the wrong camera :rolfcry: I have a feeling I know what SNL's cold opening will be this week.

Joan Walsh made a great comment as she continued the pummeling of Michelle Bachmann,
The happy,garbage version of American history. How can we learn from the past when we have nut jobs in this country who want to lie about and rewrite history because it doesn't support their whacked out beliefs?

Scorpion wrote:

Heretic wrote:

Wow. I feel really dirty after watching that interview... Good lord, Sal was such a slimy, slippery hack, wasn't he? Well, what else could he do, really...? "Surprise! You're spokesperson's retarded!" He had to play the hand he dealt himself.

I actually watched part of that Iowa speech. What's amazing to me is that there is actually talk about Bachmann running for President.

Bachmann considers White House bid

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Fresh off winning reelection and proving she can raise massive amounts of campaign cash, Rep. Michele Bachmann is beginning to consider a presidential run, according to close congressional aides.

As part of that effort, the Minnesota Republican will travel to the early caucus state of Iowa on Jan. 21 to confer with state GOP leaders and address a group of conservative tax activists.

Unfrickin' believable!

UrRight wrote:

Don't PREJUDGE, cuz at this point, even though I liked what I heard, I still want to see if he carries it out, and if not...fluck him. R or D, color skin, doesn't matter.

You know, for someone who claims not to care about "skin color," you sure do bring it up a lot.

For someone who missed my message, I had to use "skin color" without being biased.

No one answered my question. Are you referring to someone I don't know about (white skin) who's name I failed to write down, being an asshole..on Channel 7 this a.m. No one anserred me.

I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE WHITE PERSON, BUT AM FAMILIAR WITH THE BLACK LADY THAT IS UNBIASED.

iI simply ASKED if your subject was regarding the WHITE woman on Channel 7 this a.m. cuz she was arrogant, mean-spirited, and came across like she was owned her position.

I didn't catch the names. I had to use the color of skin to tell you who I was watching...half asleep on Channel 7.

I asked if that white woman was the one you guys are talking about, because I got the same impression as you guys, whether white or black, yellow or green...I just had to describe what I saw for you to allow me an answer.

Do I need to remind you all I have an adopted black/white nephew and a second cousin that gave birth to the most beautiul half/black white baby a couple years ago....

And if I was in good health, I would adopt any color to give a chance for a better life than they live, say in any country, rather than send my donations in.

Color blind I am. Humanity - I don't care about color. I only described color of skin, because I didn't catch their names and was describing the persons in case they caught the episode this a.m. on CHANNEL SEVEN.

I wanted to know if the person you were criticizing was the woman (WHIte) woman who came across to me as being very negative towards Obama's speech last night.

If I had their names, I would not have brought up skin colors.

I have half- black nephew, a half-black third cousin that are the most beautiful people in the world.

Not outside...in their hearts. Oops! Outside, too. Beautiful outside and inside their hearts.

Don't ever bring racism up with me. I'm proud to say I have family - extended family, regardless of skin I wish I had, without going to a sun-tan place, I love them so much, I don't even look at their skin.

They are wonderful...and they live in my heart.

I don't care if they were completely black. They are my family.

I ask for your apology.

UrRight wrote:

I ask for your apology.

Sure, I'll be happy to apologize... Just as soon as you apologize for all the "bling" crap you've posted about the President and especially your totally uncalled for rants against Michelle Obama. Your "Movin on Up" posts are especially memorable. I won't even go into all your anti-Hispanic posts.

I didn't call you a racist. I simply made an observation. I'll let the other posters here decide if I have unfairly characterized your posts.

Scorpion wrote:

Heretic wrote:

Wow. I feel really dirty after watching that interview... Good lord, Sal was such a slimy, slippery hack, wasn't he? Well, what else could he do, really...? "Surprise! You're spokesperson's retarded!" He had to play the hand he dealt himself.

I actually watched part of that Iowa speech. What's amazing to me is that there is actually talk about Bachmann running for President.

Bachmann considers White House bid

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Fresh off winning reelection and proving she can raise massive amounts of campaign cash, Rep. Michele Bachmann is beginning to consider a presidential run, according to close congressional aides.

As part of that effort, the Minnesota Republican will travel to the early caucus state of Iowa on Jan. 21 to confer with state GOP leaders and address a group of conservative tax activists.

Unfrickin' believable!

Not at all. She's perfect for the crazies on the right. She's a very good looking woman who never lets facts get in the way and even though she's a certified loon,she doesn't carry the same baggage as Palin does. Those GOP debates are certainly going to be entertaining

I state my feelings as the trail I encounter through life allows me to state what I say or feel.

I'm flexible. Not a steel-headed bone marrow, like you are, Scorpion.

I lived with my father...I can handle you.

Can you handle me?

I change my opinions as the trail changes directions.

I'm not one to stick to one opinion. I change my opinions as subjects change in life.

Got a problem with that? Call my dad.

He'll tell ya to listen to me or go to hell.

Artie60438 wrote:

Scorpion wrote:

Heretic wrote:

Wow. I feel really dirty after watching that interview... Good lord, Sal was such a slimy, slippery hack, wasn't he? Well, what else could he do, really...? "Surprise! You're spokesperson's retarded!" He had to play the hand he dealt himself.

I actually watched part of that Iowa speech. What's amazing to me is that there is actually talk about Bachmann running for President.

Bachmann considers White House bid

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Fresh off winning reelection and proving she can raise massive amounts of campaign cash, Rep. Michele Bachmann is beginning to consider a presidential run, according to close congressional aides.

As part of that effort, the Minnesota Republican will travel to the early caucus state of Iowa on Jan. 21 to confer with state GOP leaders and address a group of conservative tax activists.

Unfrickin' believable!

Not at all. She's perfect for the crazies on the right. She's a very good looking woman who never lets facts get in the way and even though she's a certified loon,she doesn't carry the same baggage as Palin does. Those GOP debates are certainly going to be entertaining

Yes they are. Maybe she is planning on trying to force the eventual nominee ( I still think it will be Romney) to pick her as VP. She can't possibly believe that she could actually win the Republican nomination.

But you're right about Bachmann being a better candidate than Palin. Bachmann is obviously a nut job, but at least she isn't afraid to appear on network news shows.

Scorpion wrote:

Yes they are. Maybe she is planning on trying to force the eventual nominee ( I still think it will be Romney) to pick her as VP. She can't possibly believe that she could actually win the Republican nomination.

But you're right about Bachmann being a better candidate than Palin. Bachmann is obviously a nut job, but at least she isn't afraid to appear on network news shows.

2 years ago I would have bet that Romney would be the nominee as the R's usually nominate whoever came in second the last time. Now with the advent of the tea party,I don't think that will be the case.

Artie60438 wrote:

Scorpion wrote:

Yes they are. Maybe she is planning on trying to force the eventual nominee ( I still think it will be Romney) to pick her as VP. She can't possibly believe that she could actually win the Republican nomination.

But you're right about Bachmann being a better candidate than Palin. Bachmann is obviously a nut job, but at least she isn't afraid to appear on network news shows.

2 years ago I would have bet that Romney would be the nominee as the R's usually nominate whoever came in second the last time. Now with the advent of the tea party,I don't think that will be the case.

Yeah, well I'm sticking with Romney, but not because he "came in second." Huckabee did pretty well too. IMHO, Romney was the GOP's best chance the last time around. I can see Huckabee getting the nod for VP. That should be enough to keep the "tea party" happy.

Artie60438 wrote:

Bachmann's response to the SOTU speech was classic. She was looking in to the wrong camera :rolfcry: I have a feeling I know what SNL's cold opening will be this week.

Michele Bachmann, Take Two (The "Saturday Night Live" version)

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By Chris Cillizza

This was probably inevitable.

In the wake of Michele Bachmann's tea party response to President Obama's State of the Union address, Saturday Night Live's Kristen Wiig offered her own take on the Minnesota Republican's speech.

That was good.