Really does not go a long way toward mitigating the absence of your sense of humor.
Heretic
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 4:33 pm
happy jack wrote:
That's the problem - everyone is calling for an investigation, but no one seems to know what to investigate.
Completely false. There's more than enough public statements, affidavits, and named individuals to at least start with interviews.
Stop being so deliberately obtuse.
happy jack
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 5:04 pm
Heretic wrote:
happy jack wrote:
That's the problem - everyone is calling for an investigation, but no one seems to know what to investigate.
Completely false. There's more than enough public statements, affidavits, and named individuals to at least start with interviews.
Stop being so deliberately obtuse.
Well, then - seeing as how I am not a trained investigator, and have never claimed to be one - where, and with whom, do you, as the crack investigator, begin?
Heretic
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 5:34 pm
See above.
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happy jack
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 5:40 pm
Heretic wrote:
See above.
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Whose public statements? Whose affidavits?
Heretic
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 5:58 pm
Google it if you're unaware.
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Artie60438
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 6:46 pm
Heretic wrote:
happy jack wrote:
hu·mor
(h)yo͞omər
NOUN the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech. "his tales are full of humor" synonyms: comical aspect · comic side · funny side · comedy · funniness · hilarity
Exactly. The best humor and satire is always grounded in truth. That's why it failed to land. It's why Fox's attempt at a Daily Show failed. Poe's Law doesn't make your attempts at comedy any easier, either.
But at least we finally agree that all your blathering about transgender bathroom use was complete and utter bullshit. Progress.
Good find,Heretic Now please join me in a moment of silence. Transgender bathroom use Born Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:38 am Died Wednesday Sept 26 3:52PM Death attributed to Happy Jack once again stepping on a rake
happy jack
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 8:16 pm
Heretic wrote:
Google it if you're unaware.
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Well, then - I am, apparently, unaware. And you are, apparently, unable to answer the question.
Scorpion
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 8:24 pm
happy jack wrote:
Heretic wrote:
Google it if you're unaware.
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Well, then - I am, apparently, unaware. And you are, apparently, unable to answer the question.
Oh, I think that Heretic is able to answer... the plain fact is that it's incredible that you are seemingly unaware of what's been going on... you can't expect to be brought up to date on everything, jack. How can you not know about the affidavits? Have you been following this story or not?
happy jack
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 8:33 pm
Scorpion wrote:
happy jack wrote:
Heretic wrote:
Google it if you're unaware.
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Well, then - I am, apparently, unaware. And you are, apparently, unable to answer the question.
Oh, I think that Heretic is able to answer...
Then why hasn't he?
Scorpion
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 8:40 pm
happy jack wrote:
Scorpion wrote:
happy jack wrote:
Heretic wrote:
Google it if you're unaware.
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Well, then - I am, apparently, unaware. And you are, apparently, unable to answer the question.
Oh, I think that Heretic is able to answer...
Then why hasn't he?
He did. He told you to google it. Give it a shot!
Heretic
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/26/2018, 10:09 pm
I fail to see how using Google would give me an answer to the questions I asked of you, directly. Where would you, as the investigator begin? With whose public statements and affidavits would you begin your investigation?
Heretic
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/27/2018, 7:31 am
I'd put the names of all named individuals in a hat and pick at random and start there.
Or maybe I'd line them up shortest to tallest. Or maybe by age. Or maybe by how they rate their attitudes towards cats on a scale of 1 to 100, and go highest to lowest.
Does that help? You clearly have a point to make, so why don't you just say it already instead of wasting time on irrelevant questions.
happy jack
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/27/2018, 7:47 am
Heretic wrote:
I'd put the names of all named individuals in a hat and pick at random and start there.
Or maybe I'd line them up shortest to tallest. Or maybe by age. Or maybe by how they rate their attitudes towards cats on a scale of 1 to 100, and go highest to lowest.
Does that help? You clearly have a point to make, so why don't you just say it already instead of wasting time on irrelevant questions.
No, I actually had no further point to make - just axed a question concerning how you yourself would prioritize the investigation. If you don't want to answer, just say so.
Heretic
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/27/2018, 9:01 am
I did answer. You haven't explained why it matters.
And you're not an investigator, remember? For all you know, one of those could have been dead on.
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Heretic
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/27/2018, 9:06 am
Artie60438 wrote:
Transgender bathroom use Born Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:38 am Died Wednesday Sept 26 3:52PM Death attributed to Happy Jack once again stepping on a rake
happy jack
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/27/2018, 10:26 am
Heretic wrote:
I did answer. You haven't explained why it matters.
And you're not an investigator, remember? For all you know, one of those could have been dead on.
My. You are certainly putting an unusual amount of energy into avoiding this question.
Heretic
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/27/2018, 10:32 am
I wrote:
I did answer. You haven't explained why it matters.
My answer is still there. Everyone can see it. Continue to ignore it at your leisure.
happy wrote:
I actually had no further point to make...
...which means any answer I give is completely dispensable. But yet here you are, ignoring it and asking for me to provide another answer to a question you admit had no point. Why is that?
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happy jack
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Subject: Re: Republicans War on Women 9/27/2018, 10:54 am
Heretic wrote:
I'd put the names of all named individuals in a hat and pick at random and start there.
Or maybe I'd line them up shortest to tallest. Or maybe by age. Or maybe by how they rate their attitudes towards cats on a scale of 1 to 100, and go highest to lowest.
Does that help? You clearly have a point to make, so why don't you just say it already instead of wasting time on irrelevant questions.
Well, if you consider this to be your answer, I guess I'll just have to accept it.
Heretic wrote:
I did answer. You haven't explained why it matters.
Perhaps you can tell me why it matters, in light of the fact that you axed me the same question.
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