Bristol Palin, 20, is already plotting her future career in -- you guessed it -- politics! In an interview with E! News, Bristol admits that she'll "probably" run for office sometime "further down the road."
But sources claim Bristol's foray into politics is going to happen a lot sooner than she lets on. "Bristol has a new sense of confidence since she did 'Dancing with the Stars,'" the source said. "She has seen her mother (Sarah Palin's) success and believes Washington should have more regular people like her in office making decisions for the country, rather than the elite that currently run DC."
Her Mother's "success"? A half-term governor who had to write down her 3 talking points on her hand to remember them. I'd probably :suicide: if she ever got elected to a meaningful office.
NEW YORK — Bristol Palin may or may not have a memoir out this summer. For now, it’s a mystery.
Listings for an "Untitled Bristol Palin Memoir" were viewable Monday on Amazon.com (release date June) and an online catalog for HarperCollins (release date August). The listings have since been pulled.
Publicist Seale Ballenger of the Harper imprint William Morrow, the book’s presumed publisher, declined to comment Tuesday.
Did she ever even finish high school yet? What's she gonna write about....How my greedy mother scammed Dancing with the stars in to putting her on the show or How Levi Johnston knocked me up in the bed of his pickup truck? :bangwall:
NEW YORK — Bristol Palin may or may not have a memoir out this summer. For now, it’s a mystery.
Listings for an "Untitled Bristol Palin Memoir" were viewable Monday on Amazon.com (release date June) and an online catalog for HarperCollins (release date August). The listings have since been pulled.
Publicist Seale Ballenger of the Harper imprint William Morrow, the book’s presumed publisher, declined to comment Tuesday.
Did she ever even finish high school yet? What's she gonna write about....How my greedy mother scammed Dancing with the stars in to putting her on the show or How Levi Johnston knocked me up in the bed of his pickup truck? :bangwall:
Gotta agree with you on that one. What would she write about, and who would care enough to read it?
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: Wasilla Hillbilly Report 3/2/2011, 11:49 am
What do you call a book-length “book” about a dumb, bored teenager getting knocked up in a rural Arctic wasteland? Not Afraid of Life. Not Afraid of Life is the title of Bristol Palin’s book. What was that? You’re not buying this book because you’re expecting it to be shallow and poorly written and about a person who hasn’t accomplished anything besides getting pregnant and who doesn’t at all concern you? Sounds like you’re afraid of life! Why are you so afraid of life? Are you afraid raising a baby will be hard? Don’t be. When you have a baby, people magically appear out of thin air who will give you public speaking contracts just for having a baby and will probably pay for babysitting fees too. And all the meth you and your baby need.
According to the release, the 20-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin writes about her childhood in Alaska, “coming of age amid the media and political frenzy surrounding her mother’s political rise,” faith, life as a single mom and her public relationship with her former fiancé and the father of her child, Levi Johnston. She also recounts the “highs and lows” of competing on last season’s “Dancing With the Stars” and the criticism she faced as a contestant.
So this is an instructional manual on how to become a famous teen mother. Just get pregnant, wait for your insane mother to be plucked from obscurity to be a major political party’s candidate for vice president of the United States, and enjoy your opportunity to be dumb in front of millions of Americans.
I wonder which right-wing rag will be giving out free copies of this trash with a subscription?
Bristol Palin's new boyfriend might not exactly be a step up from Levi Johnston, the father of her child, Tripp.
On his Facebook profile, first unearthed by Gawker.com, Palin's new beau Giancinto Paoletti reveals that he works for Refrigeration Unlimited and like Palin's parents, lives in Wasilla, Alaska.
In February, Palin confirmed to E! that she was dating Paoletti, whom she had known for a long time.
"He's awesome with Tripp and we've been really good friends for a long time, and he's just a really good guy.
"He's a good guy," she repeated. "He's a family guy. He's a Christian. We have all the same religious beliefs and our families both come first in our lives, and we just have a lot in common…He loves Tripp and he's just awesome to be around."
But according to his Facebook page, he might not be so ready for the political stage. Among his favorite movies are the homophobic fan page of "Twilight is gay" and his activities include "Being classy as [expletive] with Kyle Wilson".
It also appears he edited his page since the website first found it. According to screenshots posted on Gawker, Paoletti refers to people as "n****" and goes back and forth about whether or not he would have sex with a girl who is "250 and has down sindrome (sic)."
Like Johnston though, he apparently isn't too fond of Sarah Palin. He referred to her reality show as “Idiot's of Alaska (sic)”.
Palin insisted that her parents were quite fond of the new guy in her life in the February interview.
Bristol Palin's new boyfriend might not exactly be a step up from Levi Johnston, the father of her child, Tripp.
On his Facebook profile, first unearthed by Gawker.com, Palin's new beau Giancinto Paoletti reveals that he works for Refrigeration Unlimited and like Palin's parents, lives in Wasilla, Alaska.
In February, Palin confirmed to E! that she was dating Paoletti, whom she had known for a long time.
"He's awesome with Tripp and we've been really good friends for a long time, and he's just a really good guy.
"He's a good guy," she repeated. "He's a family guy. He's a Christian. We have all the same religious beliefs and our families both come first in our lives, and we just have a lot in common…He loves Tripp and he's just awesome to be around."
But according to his Facebook page, he might not be so ready for the political stage. Among his favorite movies are the homophobic fan page of "Twilight is gay" and his activities include "Being classy as [expletive] with Kyle Wilson".
It also appears he edited his page since the website first found it. According to screenshots posted on Gawker, Paoletti refers to people as "n****" and goes back and forth about whether or not he would have sex with a girl who is "250 and has down sindrome (sic)."
Like Johnston though, he apparently isn't too fond of Sarah Palin. He referred to her reality show as “Idiot's of Alaska (sic)”.
Palin insisted that her parents were quite fond of the new guy in her life in the February interview.
"They like him a lot," she said.
Oooooh! Juicy! Tell us more, Artie!!! Please, tell us more!!!
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: Wasilla Hillbilly Report 4/26/2011, 10:20 am
Here's a look at the upcoming crop of anti-Palin tomes:
1. The Lies of Sarah Palin: The Untold Story Behind Her Relentless Quest for Power, by Geoffrey Dunn Dunn, a California-based writer and documentarian, says he was moved to write the book after hearing "troubling" stories from Alaskans about Palin's life. Dunn focuses on her career in Alaska politics, placing it in the context of a corrupt political culture and the larger tradition of American populism and "demagoguery." The first book in the queue, it is set for a May 10 release by publisher St. Martin's Press.
2. Blind Allegiance, by Frank Bailey and Jeanne Devon Bailey is a disgruntled former top aide to Palin, and Devon is the anti-Palin blogger behind The Mudflats. In a rough copy of the book that leaked online in February, Bailey quotes heavily from unflattering emails written by Palin. But while the book paints Palin as a vindictive, petty, self-obessed lightweight, it also spends lots of time on Alaska politics, potentially limiting its general appeal. After struggling to find a publisher, Bailey signed with Simon & Schuster earlier this month. Blind Allegiance comes out May 24.
3. The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin, by Joe McGinniss McGinniss, an investigative journalist, infamously moved in next door to the Palins last summer while researching his book. McGinniss calls The Rogue a "startling and penetrating examination of the illusion and reality of Sarah Palin," and he has "signaled that his book will focus on the mother of all Palin conspiracy theories," says Kenneth Vogel at Politico: That Palin didn't really give birth to her youngest child, Trig. McGinniss says that while he personally is "a Trignostic," his research raised some interesting questions. "But my lips are sealed until September," when Crown publishes the book, he teases.
4. Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, by Levi Johnston "Levi is going to talk about everybody, including Sarah Palin, and the rest of the family," manager Tank Johnson tells Radar Online. That includes former fiancee Bristol Palin, the mother of their son. Published by Touchtsone, Johnston's book will also include previously unreleased photos and stories of his intimate, rocky, suddenly public life with the Palins. Will it live up to expectations? "I did get to talk to Johnston off the record at one point," notes Palin critic Andrew Sullivan at The Daily Beast. "I look forward to the book and hope he tells it exactly like it was."
happy jack
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Subject: Re: Wasilla Hillbilly Report 4/26/2011, 10:26 am
Artie60438 wrote:
Here's a look at the upcoming crop of anti-Palin tomes:
Is that a typo? Shouldn't it be 'upcoming crap'?
Artie60438
Posts : 9728
Subject: Re: Wasilla Hillbilly Report 6/4/2011, 8:46 am
Listen my children and you shall hear...the imbecile Caribou Barbie's explanation,of the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere
I especially enjoyed the comment afterwards of Rick Lazio R-Planet Wingnuttia about being expected to carry water for her.
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: Wasilla Hillbilly Report 6/5/2011, 11:29 am
I would strongly suggest locking this page until the Palin controversy blows over and her supporters lose interest in trying to rewrite the page to conform with her erroneous version of Revere’s ride. Black Max (talk) 22:39, 5 June 2011 (UTC)Black Max
Doesn’t look too bad right at this moment. It has been permanently semiprotected since november as it stands (eeeuw). Should that prove to be insufficient, we can always raise the protection level later. Hopefully we can actually unprotect in a few days. —Kim Bruning (talk) 23:17, 5 June 2011 (UTC)
Agreed. Anyone editing the page to conform to Sarah’s version of events should be warned or banned. The page really should be locked. This is a key moment in US history, and people are tweaking it to advance the reputation of a possible presidential candidate. 98.110.177.20 (talk) 23:41, 5 June 2011 (UTC)
Well, try to edit the article right now, and see what happens. ;-) When you get back to this talk page, note that we’re happy to incorporate any suggestions you might have, provided that they are encyclopedic, and you can back them up with sources. —Kim Bruning (talk) 23:58, 5 June 2011 (UTC
UrRight
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Subject: Re: Wasilla Hillbilly Report 6/6/2011, 8:41 am
She just is b.s.ing. She is making more not working. Even hearing about her I pass it up. She belongs in Hollywood.
Yesterday Sarah Palin blathered that she was ambushed by the “lamestream media” and their “gotcha questions” about Paul Revere. Today David Frum has discovered the outrageous ambush question that threw Palin for such a loop:
Quote :
“What have you seen so far today, and what are you going to take away from your visit?”
The True Messiah. Her disciples act like she's the pope, rushing to rewrite history rather than acknowledge she's wrong.
Obama was never a messiah. He was just better than this phony folksy retard. And unless conservatives are on the "Palin 2012" bandwagon, that shouldn't be too hard to understand.
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