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PostSubject: Artie's Mailbag   3/13/2011, 2:14 pm

Hi Everybody Very Happy Stay tuned for lots of laughs,parodies,and the occasional song based on the always hilarious hate mail and postings that I collect from various sources. :stir: :nowhine: Please :thanks:
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   3/13/2011, 10:57 pm

Where does one buy pepper spray. This is a love note.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   3/14/2011, 5:21 pm

ok im eagerly anticipating your first post artie.

personally im thinking of developing a one act play. it would be a debate between janiec and hacker with our buddy preacher as the moderator. the jist of it is after trying to sound important and like a formal debate at the outset it would quickly evolve into a three man fight over the microphone to top each other with the best i hate mcdermott ore then you line.

wont be funny so much, more of a performance art type of thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   3/14/2011, 7:49 pm

[quote="UrRight"]Where does one buy pepper spray. This is a love fest.

I biuckled up! :bball:
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   3/16/2011, 4:36 pm

Artie60438 wrote:
Hi Everybody Very Happy Stay tuned for lots of laughs,parodies,and the occasional song based on the always hilarious hate mail and postings that I collect from various sources. :stir: :nowhine: Please :thanks:
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Glad I stumbled upon this thread - it's a riot!!!
Haven't laughed this hard since the last time I caught myself with the zipper!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   3/18/2011, 9:17 am

happy jack wrote:
Artie60438 wrote:
Hi Everybody Very Happy Stay tuned for lots of laughs,parodies,and the occasional song based on the always hilarious hate mail and postings that I collect from various sources. :stir: :nowhine: Please :thanks:
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Glad I stumbled upon this thread - it's a riot!!!
Haven't laughed this hard since the last time I caught myself with the zipper!!!

In the tent?
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   3/20/2011, 12:02 pm

Artie60438 wrote:
Hi Everybody Very Happy Stay tuned for lots of laughs,parodies,and the occasional song based on the always hilarious hate mail and postings that I collect from various sources. :stir: :nowhine: Please :thanks:
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You know, it's one thing to be funny on occasion, but to be able to sustain that level of hilarity consistently on a day-to-day basis is really something else.
Keep up the good work, Artie - this thread is a non-stop laugh riot!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/4/2011, 7:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/4/2011, 10:41 pm

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Well we will have to see because as THD he got banned, and now as tmr9 he got banned...Let's see how he cheats to get his way back in...
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/5/2011, 6:19 am

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Well we will have to see because as THD he got banned, and now as tmr9 he got banned...Let's see how he cheats to get his way back in...
Chuck,He's had at least 20 different screen names in the past few years. For instance,before those last two he was 'Censor This' and before that 'Honest Deal'. What always amuses me is how the hypocrite,wingnut,kook faction of that board always welcomes him back as if they never saw him before.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/6/2011, 6:40 pm

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What always amuses me is how the hypocrite,wingnut,kook faction of that board always welcomes him back as if they never saw him before.

That's an interesting point you've brought up because I don't remember anybody tolerating the likes of Dwight and Expresso (Regardless of their politics)
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/6/2011, 8:53 pm

Expresso, Paul, is the nerd that runs the board.

FT told me so.....in a subtle hint.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/6/2011, 8:55 pm

Dear Artie...

Add this to your mailbag...you were missed. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/6/2011, 11:02 pm

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Dear Artie...

Add this to your mailbag...you were missed. Very Happy
Thanks,Ur Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/9/2011, 11:31 am

Our friend "Little Debbie" came up with this gem of a nickname regarding Oscar Sanchez's failed attempt to get the firefighters endorsement:
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Oscar (I wanted the firemen, but all they gave me was the hose) Sanchez
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/9/2011, 7:23 pm

speaking of oscar? where has roy been lately. strange how hes suddenly gone into hiding.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/10/2011, 1:20 pm

Roy probably sees the writing on the wall and is backing away, just like he did last year to his Chief when he saw he couldn't beat JB.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/12/2011, 10:53 pm

I've got one!!!

Dear Artie,

Why is it when I try to log onto the other forum I'm prompted to fill in a captcha because too many login attempts have been made? That doesn't seem very secure.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/13/2011, 7:47 am

Paul, that happens off and on. Ask the admin over there. I just come here when it happens to me. If you go back later, usually no problem then.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/13/2011, 7:03 pm

Admin wrote:
If you are seeing a CAPTCHA image with a "too many login attempts" message, please be careful.

At a minimum, bots are attempting to log in using your screen name with random passwords. It is also possible that the registration database has been compromised. As I said, be careful.

It would be nice to know who's trying to hack into my account. I have my suspicions.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/14/2011, 5:13 pm

forgive me artie but ive just inspired myself so if i may post my own parody idea in your thread? id appreciate it. but please anyone. if this is anywhere near comparable to woody wilcox's play manuscripts...tell me to delete it

its a comedy (surprise)

our main charector george is out hunting for faux repubs in robertsdale while back at the homestead ma and daughter (both named kim) are busy making a big meal for grandpa wes whos coming in for a visit from the old country. meanwhile crazy cousin jim is muttering to himself about how great he looked in his uniform 50 years ago.

suddenly george thinks he hears a voice singing opera, turns and shoots,and hears a loud clang ring out as his shotgun bullet penetrate an 8 inch diameter pipe with the letters BP boldly painted on it.

ok i havent got the rest of the treatment figured out yet, but i figured you could take it from there? maybe something about them claiming finders keepers on the refinary and the legal fight that could ensue? i dont know...needs work.
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   4/14/2011, 7:38 pm

I love it Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   6/16/2011, 4:28 am

speaking of the other board...i saw where bert complained he couldnt hear the sirens in south hammond yesterday. well im half deaf in one ear and lve literally 2 doors over from bert and damned if i didnt hear them lol.

god love em cuz someone has too
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   6/23/2011, 12:17 pm

"Deelight" 👋 lol! :thanks:
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PostSubject: Re: Artie's Mailbag   6/25/2011, 11:14 am

I'm pleased to report today that my ex-poodle has been banned once again from the Times message board. Very Happy The region's biggest loser had resurrected one of his 20 to 30 old screen names in another futile effort to try and get even with me for some unknown reason that remains in his warped mind. As always,the idiot has failed miserably again. :rolfcry:


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