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happy jack

happy jack

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PostSubject: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/5/2011, 6:45 pm

http://www.dnainfo.com/20110705/greenwich-village-soho/drunk-puppy-buying-banned-by-west-village-pet-stores

Drunk Puppy Buying Banned by West Village Pet Stores

July 5, 2011 7:23am

Who the hell would want to buy a drunk puppy, anyway?
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Heretic

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/5/2011, 7:07 pm

The buyers are drunk, not the dogs.

It's clarified in the second sentence of the article.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/5/2011, 7:15 pm

Heretic wrote:
The buyers are drunk, not the dogs.

Ya think?
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sparks



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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/5/2011, 8:46 pm

Why do you start topics that make you look stupid, Jack?
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Heretic

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/5/2011, 9:01 pm

happy jack wrote:
Ya think?

I did, yes, but I wasn't sure you did. You have a history of not reading your own links.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/6/2011, 7:07 am

sparks wrote:
Why do you start topics that make you look stupid, Jack?
I don't believe it would be even remotely possible for me to look stupid (comparatively, at least) as long as you frequent this forum.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/18/2011, 8:29 pm

Heretic wrote:
happy jack wrote:
Ya think?

I did, yes, but I wasn't sure you did. You have a history of not reading your own links.
Care to back that up?
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/22/2011, 12:10 pm

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110722/D9OKL3VO2.html

Cops: McDonald's boss punches mom with service dog

Jul 22, 6:33 AM (ET)



Very odd indeed.
Most people would use their fist.
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Robin Banks

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/23/2011, 9:44 pm

Jack,

Don't bother trying to be funny. No one here has a sense of humor.
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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/23/2011, 10:12 pm

Not true.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/24/2011, 12:31 am

Robin Banks wrote:

Jack,
Don't bother trying to be funny. No one here has a sense of humor.

KarenT wrote:
Not true.

As to Robin Banks and karent, each has an undeniably good sense of humor.
As for some of the others?
If you could somehow manage to slip a needle through their sphincters, they’d be constipated for the rest of their lives.
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Robin Banks

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/24/2011, 10:03 am

KarenT wrote:
Not true.

check the Arena
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BigWhiteGuy

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/24/2011, 11:11 am

Robin Banks wrote:
Jack,

Don't bother trying to be funny. No one here has a sense of humor.
I'm surprised your post hasn't been dissected and prompted for three different links, and not from Fox News.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty7/25/2011, 12:36 am

BigWhiteGuy wrote:
Robin Banks wrote:
Jack,

Don't bother trying to be funny. No one here has a sense of humor.
I'm surprised your post hasn't been dissected and prompted for three different links, and not from Fox News.
It's still early - give them time.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty9/2/2011, 6:01 pm

This is what happens when negligent parents allow their children to tease the sporting equipment.


http://wishididntknow.com/2011/09/02/five-year-old-girl-bitten-by-bat-at-walmart/

Five-Year-Old Girl Bitten By BAT at Walmart
September 2, 2011
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happy jack

happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty11/7/2011, 9:15 am

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/11/03/brazen-thief-snatches-gold-necklace-from-93-year-old-woman-using-a-walker/

Brazen Thief Snatches Gold Necklace From 93-Year-Old Woman Using A Walker

Odd.
Most thieves use their hands.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty12/31/2011, 6:39 am

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/deeply-concerned-mutated-birdflu-research-121523907.html


WHO "deeply concerned" by mutated birdflu research




They should probably not concern themselves with things such as this. They should direct their energies toward what they do best: writing rock operas.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty2/20/2012, 5:55 pm

http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/ind-plan-to-deny-rapists-access-to-child-conceived-by/article_81b763a8-12b4-5284-8d93-9673c05231f3.html

Ind. plan to deny rapists access to child conceived by crime advances


Odd.
I’d always been taught that children were conceived by sex, not by crime advances.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty3/24/2012, 8:39 am

http://news.yahoo.com/texas-rangers-serve-2-foot-long-hot-dog-002332423.html

Texas Rangers to serve up 2-foot-long hot dog



It’s a damn shame that this once-proud law enforcement agency has been reduced to selling food in order to finance itself.
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UrRight



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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty3/24/2012, 8:24 pm

I'm amazed that no one sensed the humor in your topic. I laugh almost always at the Times' announcement of what they call news, by the headlines.

Oh, I get ya, Happy Jack. I laugh out loud at the stupid headlines..only to find out the headlines are really a lack of journalism.

Ya gotta laugh at these headlines...they are HARD UP.

The best one is the Texas Rangers serving up two-foot long hotdogs. Hot-diggity-dog!

I crack up more when Sparks chimes in. That makes it even funnier, even though it has been quite some time.

The guy has hidden pride.... but, an openly, defensive pride. Blame the Times, Sparks.

I feel so sorry for Sparks who seems to see no humor in things. I hope his daughter provides 12 grandchildren for him to dote over.....and travels with those kids and pays out of his pocket for those grandkids so they can see the world.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty6/28/2013, 5:24 pm

http://policelink.monster.com/news/articles/180677-man-charged-for-killing-puppy-in-dishwasher

Man Charged For Killing Puppy In Dishwasher

Damn.
How'd they both fit in there?
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty12/11/2013, 6:23 pm

http://live.nwitimes.com/Event/Times_columnists_chat_on_the_Illiana_Expressway

Times columnists chat on the Illiana Expressway



You would think that they could find a safer place to hold their chat.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty10/23/2014, 4:00 pm

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/story/26876103/avondale-police-officers-shoot-man-with-machete

Avondale police: Officers shoot man with machete



Would have been more efficient if they had used a gun.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty2/1/2016, 9:39 am

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/112/hr212/text

Dutch Police Training Eagles to Take Down Drones

By Evan Ackerman
Posted 1 Feb 2016 | 9:17 GMT



They're gonna have to do it without Glenn Frey.
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happy jack

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk puppy buying   Drunk puppy buying Empty4/14/2016, 9:15 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-finds-cancerous-tumor-eating-113106749.html

Woman finds cancerous tumor eating potato chip

April 14, 2016



Dang!
Didn't know those suckers had teeth.
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