Yeah,it was great. Since Beck basically operates as a shock jock he'll be sure to give SNL a lot more fodder. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more throughout the season.
Scorpion
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 9/28/2009, 3:28 pm
Artie60438 wrote:
Scorpion wrote:
Anyone catch the Glenn Beck part of the skit on Weekend Update last week?
It's only about a 15 second clip, but it's damn funny. You can catch the video here....
Yeah,it was great. Since Beck basically operates as a shock jock he'll be sure to give SNL a lot more fodder. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more throughout the season.
IMHO, Jason Sudeikis is frickin' brilliant. I thought that his Biden impression was great. This Beck impression looks like it might be even better.
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 9/30/2009, 12:55 pm
Ever since the ACORN videos were released many at Fox News and in conservative media have tried desperately to link the Obama administration to ACORN. So far they have been unable to find the "missing link" between ACORN and the White House.
Despite these facts Fox News and Glenn Beck continues to run with the story that ACORN and the Obama administration are closely linked.
Glenn Beck has said repeatedly on his show that he would lead with a correction if he was ever wrong. It will be interesting to see what Glenn Beck and the rest at Fox News do in the coming days. Will they continue to run with the story despite these new facts revealed? Will they simply stop referring to the story hoping it goes away? Or will Beck and others lead with a retraction of the story?
Heretic
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 10/1/2009, 8:48 am
Turns out we're have the problems we have 'cause there's no prayer in school. "In God We Trust" isn't on our monies to ward off the commies and ghosts. Oh noes!!! The atheists are coming!!!
He doesn't even try to be original anymore. Some choice stoopid:
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So if those who don't believe in god are growing, what do they fill the void with? Well, stuff. Things. Power. Careers. Money. Celebrities. Politics. Government.
Right. That's why the entire political realm isn't dominated by Christians but atheists. And the few Christians that do dabble in politics are the paragons of moral human behavior, right? Tell it like it is, Beck!! Why let reality spoil your fun?
So I'm assuming that the schtick is that we should all trust in the Jebus and wait for him to save us... 'cause as history clearly demonstrates, faithful Christians have nothing to fear are immune to war, disease, torture, persecution, and the rest of the horrors of the world.
I don't know if you've ever seen the Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Young Girl in 1990 website, but it's fairly amusing. It's a political satire of the style of argument Glenn Beck likes to engage in, which involves requiring that someone prove a negative ("prove you didn't do X") and making claims in the form of an interrogative ("Hey, I'm just asking questions here. I'm not saying he did this. What's wrong with asking questions?").
Well now Beck is trying to kill the site by making a formal complaint (PDF) to an international internet governing body, the World Intellectual Property Organization. He wants the domain name taken away from the person who registered it.
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[The website's lawyer] also includes examples of Beck using exactly the same rhetorical techniques. For example, in questioning Muslim legislator Keith Ellison, Beck said:
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No offense and I know Muslims, I like Muslims, I've been to mosques, I really don't think Islam is a religion of evil. I think it's being hijacked, quite frankly. With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying let's cut and run. And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview because what I feel like saying is, sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies. And I know you're not. I'm not accusing you of being an enemy. But that's the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way.
And an analog from the website in question:
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Why won't Glenn Beck deny these allegations? We're not accusing Glenn Beck of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990 -- in fact, we think he didn't! But we can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped and killed a young girl in 1990?
Randazzo says that the owner of the website "has merely presented Mr. Beck with a mirror. If Beck does not like what he sees, the Respondent is not to blame." Seems reasonable to me.
Heretic
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 10/27/2009, 8:13 pm
Ever wonder what goes on in the head of a Glenn Beck fan? Not much, apparently. Not much at all:
But I must especially thank you Glenn Beck for your blackboard. I love your blackboard! And your thorough research. Your facts. Your diagrams. Your teaching. Finally, someone is clearly explaining to us, the taxpayers, exactly what is happening inside that mysterious, gigantic, corrupt political system we have. We, the working middle class, have always been afraid of the machine, and I think the politicians/criminals wanted it that way. With their pompous, pious faces and sneaky hands, they have been stealing and lying. We were too busy raising children, working and going to church to have time to research them. Now, finally, one man has done it. Cracked the Code. Exposed the Fraud. Shone the Light on the Basement Rats! Now, the rats are all scurrying around, all nervous. They are calling The Man With The Flashlight names. Mean names. Squeak! Squeak!
Glenn Beck, thank you for answering my questions. One day I was wondering who those "czars" were who had slipped into the White House, under the radar...I flipped your show on, and you told me! It's like you read my mind! One day I was wondering what real doctors think of ObamaCare, not the fake doctors Obama rigged for his photo shoot, but real ones. I popped on your show, and there you all were...debating, having a real discussion, like grown ups. Obama's speeches are all fake and they say nothing. Cotton candy for stupid people. But, you Glenn Beck, you are a thinker. Like me. You are unbiased. Like me. You are simply seeking Truth, just like me....
To you heroes, we thank you. We really, really, really love you. You're cool. You're brave. You're smart. And, you tell the truth!
Gotta hand it to him, though. He successfully redefined the word truth without his viewers noticing.
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 10/27/2009, 9:55 pm
Heretic wrote:
Ever wonder what goes on in the head of a Glenn Beck fan? Not much, apparently.
Gotta hand it to him, though. He successfully redefined the word truth without his viewers noticing.
The list of other people she loves...
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Glenn Beck, I must confess I love the other Truth Tellers too; Breitbart, Giles, O’Keefe, Hannity, Ziegler, Rush, Rove, Crowley, Ingraham, Hewitt, Huckabee, Jindal, Miller, Palin, Prager, Pawlenty, Weaver, Gingrich, Keyes, and of course, Jesus, the Ultimate Truth. (John 14:6)
What,no Michelle Bachmann?
Heretic
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 11/6/2009, 11:41 am
Ever since the ACORN videos were released many at Fox News and in conservative media have tried desperately to link the Obama administration to ACORN. So far they have been unable to find the "missing link" between ACORN and the White House.
Despite these facts Fox News and Glenn Beck continues to run with the story that ACORN and the Obama administration are closely linked.
Glenn Beck has said repeatedly on his show that he would lead with a correction if he was ever wrong. It will be interesting to see what Glenn Beck and the rest at Fox News do in the coming days. Will they continue to run with the story despite these new facts revealed? Will they simply stop referring to the story hoping it goes away? Or will Beck and others lead with a retraction of the story?
Did you read the news lately about ACORN. Though payments are suspended from the FEDS this year, NEXT year, Obambie will be funding them again. Talk about a useless agency, involved with Federal corruption, unless we people unite, they will be back in business again, falsifying a useless agency Talk about a waste of taxpayers' money. When you turn 18 and don't know how to vote, you have no mental capacity of voting.
While you are in high school, they require you to study and pass the U.S. Constitution test. Just as illegals are required during the red tape. Now we have an agency that allows you to vote based on skin color, when 75% don't even know squat about what they are voting for. They didn't show up in droves in the recent elections in the three states, so you know. Ya gotta be a certain skin color, and that's what ACORN is for. ACORN goes in prisons to register idiots that don't give a crap about why they are in there. Acorn goes in there and registers them to vote.
Wow, since the majority in prison were black, makes ya wonder why Obambie got elected, and now here is the wake-up call: Contact your reps to dissolve ACORN. They are frauds.
Heretic
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 4/9/2010, 9:40 am
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Glenn Beck Inc In his empire there's the ideology--and then there's the money machine
His hyperactivity is a blessing and a curse for his 34 full-time staffers, too, who chase after Beck and his volcanic mental eruptions, helping him turn those words into new productions and sources of profit. Glenn Beck Inc., formally known as Mercury Radio Arts (after Orson Welles' Mercury Theatre on the Air), pulled in $32 million in revenue during the 12 months ended Mar. 1. You may love or hate him for his outlandish words, but that is how he gets an audience--and sometimes repels advertisers. Some classic Beckisms: "This President, I think, has exposed himself as a guy over and over and over again who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture" (2009). "Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization" (2007). "I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself or if I would need to hire somebody to do it" (2005).
With a deadpan, Beck insists that he is not political: "I could give a flying crap about the political process." Making money, on the other hand, is to be taken very seriously, and controversy is its own coinage. "We're an entertainment company," Beck says. He has managed to monetize virtually everything that comes out of his mouth. He gets $13 million a year from print (books plus the ten-issue-a-year magazine Fusion). Radio brings in $10 million. Digital (including a newsletter, the ad-supported Glennbeck.com and merchandise) pulls in $4 million. Speaking and events are good for $3 million and television for $2 million. Over several days in mid-March Beck allowed a reporter to follow him through his multimedia incarnations, with one exception, his 5 p.m. daily show on Fox News, which attracts just under 3 million viewers. (FORBES has a relationship with that channel via Forbes on Fox.)
So the poster child for the Tea Party movement is in it for the gold. Lots of gold. Since that is the same reason so many Teabaggers give for doubting the reality of global warming (and evolution... and every other conspiracy they believe in), I'm sure we can expect them to start bailing on the crazy Mormon en masse immediately, right?
Right?
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 4/9/2010, 5:41 pm
Heretic wrote:
So the poster child for the Tea Party movement is in it for the gold. Lots of gold. Since that is the same reason so many Teabaggers give for doubting the reality of global warming (and evolution... and every other conspiracy they believe in), I'm sure we can expect them to start bailing on the crazy Mormon en masse immediately, right?
Right?
Oh sure The same way the Christian right bailed after being called "useful idiots" or the Limbecile lemmings that still worship him even after his drug use and when he admitted that he was "carrying water" for Bush/Cheney. They're suckers for anyone who feeds them what they want to hear,regardless of whether it's true or not.
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 4/28/2010, 6:40 pm
I wonder what idiotic stunt he's going to pull in an effort to lure back viewers?
Yesterday, TV ratings for April 2010 came out, showing that Fox News had “finished first in viewers and key demographics for 100 months in a row. In prime time, Fox News averaged about 1.9 million viewers for the month of April. That beat the combined audiences of MSNBC, CNN and HLN.”
To celebrate, Fox News placed a full-page ad in the print version of the Washington Post today declaring the network “The Most Powerful Name In News.” (It didn’t run in our copies of the New York Times or the Wall Street Journal.) The ad features Fox personalities Bret Baier, Shep Smith, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Greta Van Susteren. But what’s most interesting is who is NOT in the ad: Glenn Beck, who appears on air between Smith and Baier.
Heretic
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 5/5/2010, 11:27 am
Oh god... I don't think my brain can handle this...
How far gone are those empty headed f**kwits on Fox 'n Friends when Glen Beck is the voice of reason?
Heretic
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 5/16/2010, 6:55 pm
Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 8/18/2010, 12:14 pm
uhoh! The flock's turning on Beck 'cause he doesn't hate Teh Gayz!
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Glenn Beck may hate socialism and communism, but he showed he shares a materialistic worldview with Marx, Engels and Saul Alinsky in a recent conversation with Bill O'Reilly.
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Beck doesn't care about one of the most blatant and despicable examples of judicial tyranny in the history of our country. He doesn't care about the institution of marriage and its 5,000-year history. He doesn't care that the Bible says God created marriage way back in Genesis and that Jesus affirmed that. He doesn't care that the family is the building block of a society and that smarter men have explained how you simply can't have freedom and self-governance without it. He also doesn't seem to care about what might become of children adopted into such unions.
Grab some popcorn. This'll be awesome!
Heretic
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 8/27/2010, 11:35 am
They've finally figured out he's a Mormon, and some of them are not happy:
On his radio show last week, Brannon Howse of Worldview Matters accused Glenn Beck of “bait and switch” tactics to bring Christians together into a coalition on shared goals and then draw them into Mormonism by using manipulative double language. “He’s setting up a conspiracy theory of hidden truths showing this to be a Mormon Christian country.”
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 8/27/2010, 12:50 pm
Heretic wrote:
They've finally figured out he's a Mormon, and some of them are not happy:
On his radio show last week, Brannon Howse of Worldview Matters accused Glenn Beck of “bait and switch” tactics to bring Christians together into a coalition on shared goals and then draw them into Mormonism by using manipulative double language. “He’s setting up a conspiracy theory of hidden truths showing this to be a Mormon Christian country.”
Way,way off the reservation...
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Beck told Bill O’Reilly that he didn’t think gay marriage would destroy America and in fact, he did care much about it at all.
What's next? Coming out in favor of Muslims being able to practice their faith without being harassed.
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 8/29/2010, 8:04 am
Subject: Re: More Glenn Beck Sponsors Run For Their Lives 10/20/2010, 10:13 pm
And wouldn't you know it... the global warming denying, "there's a conspiracy everywhere" mental midget comes out as a creationist. 'Cause what's one more conspiracy, right?
Are there conservatives/Republicans anywhere that are absolutely horrified their party is doubling down on the stupid?
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