Washington - Seven Republicans hoping to gain their party's nod to face President Barack Obama in November presidential elections are set to square off in their first major debate Monday.
The debate at Saint Anselm College in New Hampshire comes eight months before the state's first-in-the-nation primary.
The field of candidates in Monday's debate includes Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, businessman Herman Cain, former speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, Texas Congressman Ron Paul, former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum.
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: GOP Presidential Crazies Square Off Tonight on CNN 06/13 8/11/2011, 2:21 pm
They'll be sending in the clowns again tonight on the Fake News Channel so get out there and stock up on your favorite beverage
1. Drink every time the name “Sarah Palin” comes up.
2. If Herman Cain mentions “Herman Cain,” eat a slice of pizza.
3. When Michele Bachmann refers to anything along the lines of “principles our nation was founded on,” take a shot.
4. If Newt Gingrich modifies anything with the words “shockingly” or “fundamentally,” take two shots.
5. If Herman Cain defers policy decisions to his “experts” drink as much as your nearest “expert” tells you to.
6. If Mitt Romney brings up health care on his own, drink 1 gallon of milk.
7. Every time the word “Mormon” is mentioned, drink a venti.
8. When Rick Santorum talks about defeating Democrats in the ’90s, drink 2 Yuengling.
9. If Santorum tells you to google “Rick Santorum,” take 2 shots.
10. Whenever Ron Paul references the constitution or says “it’s not in the constitution,” take a drink.
11. When Tim Pawlenty says he won’t be “entertainer in chief” or any variation thereof, down a beer. (If he says, “Obamneycare,” down 2 tequila shooters.)
12. Whenever Michele Bachmann makes a mistake with basic history, drink 1 Pabst Blue Ribbon.
13. When Herman Cain discusses Muslims, drink as much as you like, with the understanding that Sharia law will be applied for as long as he is speaking.
14. When Newt Gingrich says “Callista,” ask your wife if it’s ok for you to take a drink. (If you are single and watching at a pub, kiss a waitress.)
15. Every time Ronald Reagan is mentioned, take a drink.
KarenT
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Subject: Re: GOP Presidential Crazies Square Off Tonight on CNN 06/13 8/11/2011, 3:04 pm
Don't think I have that much alcohol in the house!
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: GOP Presidential Crazies Square Off Tonight on CNN 06/13 8/11/2011, 6:55 pm
KarenT wrote:
Don't think I have that much alcohol in the house!
:rolfcry: Good One!
Artie60438
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Subject: Re: GOP Presidential Crazies Square Off Tonight on CNN 06/13 8/12/2011, 4:30 pm
How can you tell the Republicans have totally gone off the deep end?
When Ron Paul isn't even the craziest person in the room.
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Then there is wingnut wacko Rick Santorum who thinks that women who are impregnated by rapists should be forced to carry the baby to term
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