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UrRight
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| Subject: Whispering Wieners 3/17/2011, 11:53 am | |
| - happy jack wrote:
- Artie60438 wrote:
- Hi Everybody Stay tuned for lots of laughs,parodies,and the occasional song based on the always hilarious hate mail and postings that I collect from various sources. :stir: :nowhine: Please :thanks:
Glad I stumbled upon this thread - it's a riot!!! Haven't laughed this hard since the last time I caught myself with the zipper!!! DIDN'T HURT? Whew, you must have been endowed!!!!!!! Or, is it just a Happy Little Wiener?
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sparks
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/17/2011, 5:20 pm | |
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happy jack
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/17/2011, 7:35 pm | |
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/17/2011, 8:37 pm | |
| - happy jack wrote:
- sparks wrote:
- happy jack wrote:
Glad I stumbled upon this thread - it's a riot!!! Haven't laughed this hard since the last time I caught myself with the zipper!!! what were your lips doing so close to a zipper? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Whispering in your ear. ppppppppppppppppppppppeterppppppppppeterppppppppumkinpppppppeater I'm talking peckers, you're talking "Read MY LIPS", Sparks. This belongs in "DEAF TENTS". :bball: Both have something to do with "being out-doors"! | |
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paul87920
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/18/2011, 12:16 am | |
| I hope everyone involved in this thread is having as good of a laugh as I am. | |
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/18/2011, 9:00 am | |
| Maybe Jack meant he hasn't laughed so hard since he almost got caught zippering the tent up.
Which reminds me back a long time ago, Carl, the one who's mom won that big jackpot lotto a couple weeks ago...... (we knew they won before they announced it, cuz he calls us all the time from Nevada) used to work in Dolton as a bartender at the then, Nick's Sportspage.
I would have someone call and Carl would answer the phone.
The friend would say he was looking for his friend at the bar and gave the friend's name out.
Here, Carl took his distractions seriously...not thinking....he goes on the loud speaker that could be heard in the dining area on the opposite side of the bar....
"Phone call for Jack MeOff.....phone call for Jack MeOff....then he said, please come .to the bar to answer Jack MeOff!"
I was laughing so hard, my sis in law, my ex, my brother.He realized it was us playing the prank and said, "You jack-offs! Wait 'til I get even....
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/18/2011, 9:02 am | |
| So maybe it does belong inside deaf tent. | |
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happy jack
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/18/2011, 4:30 pm | |
| - UrRight wrote:
Which reminds me back a long time ago, Carl, the one who's mom won that big jackpot lotto a couple weeks ago......
Oh, that Carl. For a second there, I didn't know which Carl you meant. | |
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/18/2011, 7:13 pm | |
| Yeah, calling out your name, Jack....where were you back then?
Camping out? | |
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WhitingLib
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/19/2011, 8:51 am | |
| - happy jack wrote:
- UrRight wrote:
Which reminds me back a long time ago, Carl, the one who's mom won that big jackpot lotto a couple weeks ago......
Oh, that Carl. For a second there, I didn't know which Carl you meant. LOL | |
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UrRight
Posts : 3993
| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/19/2011, 12:08 pm | |
| Carl was the one I told you a story about when I first tried weed for the last and first time in the '70s.
Seven different flavors of Baker Square pies were sitting on the counter.
I hate sweets with a few exceptions...but I told the story before...I wanted WHITE CASTLES!
Snowing like heck, he drives me to the Hammond one, and we did donuts with his car.....waiting for 30 White Castles.
Thought I would let ya know which Carl I was talking about.
Free tickets to go visit him. Along with my sis in law this year, depending on my dad. | |
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/19/2011, 12:14 pm | |
| I really didn't want to confuse people with little Wieners, with those who really don't possess them, so I threw a name.
Bet you wish you were Carl......he now can afford someone to zip his zipper without fearing his JUMBO OSCAR MYER ANGUS JUMBO BEEF HOTDOG would ever get tangled. | |
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/19/2011, 12:23 pm | |
| By the way, Jack, ..what "part" almost got caught in the zipper, the "snout"?
Now that would make me laugh, you little pecker. :hehehe:
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freekey1
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/19/2011, 2:46 pm | |
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/19/2011, 2:53 pm | |
| Well...I think he left for a weenie roast.
Check back later.
that was hilarious! | |
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happy jack
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/19/2011, 10:48 pm | |
| - UrRight wrote:
Thought I would let ya know which Carl I was talking about.
Thanks. Now I'm up to date; was having trouble sleeping there for a while. | |
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/20/2011, 9:57 am | |
| When you have trouble sleeping, just take two Viagra's and crawl back into your Def Tent. | |
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chuckmo48
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/20/2011, 7:02 pm | |
| - UrRight wrote:
- When you have trouble sleeping, just take two Viagra's and crawl back into your Def Tent.
I think taking that will keep him "up" for a few hours... | |
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/21/2011, 9:38 am | |
| - chuckmo48 wrote:
- UrRight wrote:
- When you have trouble sleeping, just take two Viagra's and crawl back into your Def Tent.
I think taking that will keep him "up" for a few hours... His pecker would be the pole holding the tent up; thus, "wearing him out". | |
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Robin Banks
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/21/2011, 12:29 pm | |
| You know there are kids who read this board, don't you? | |
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/24/2011, 8:15 pm | |
| SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY, LITTLE ROBBY? Take your bun and run? | |
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Robin Banks
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/25/2011, 10:03 am | |
| I learned that even crazy people can use computers. | |
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happy jack
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/25/2011, 4:33 pm | |
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UrRight
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UrRight
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| Subject: Re: Whispering Wieners 3/26/2011, 11:58 pm | |
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