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UrRight




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PostSubject: Funny Saying on Signs, Bumper Stickers, and What'Eva....   Funny Saying on Signs, Bumper Stickers, and What'Eva.... Empty8/22/2011, 10:30 pm

At a remodeling/franchise business that closed up after marking down merchandise, having experienced a failed "auction" last summer. Passed it up today, at least the tall pole with a sign is being utilized:

How Many Square Feet is the Debt Ceiling?










































































































































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Saw this posted on the OTB.

The car in front of me had a bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8.”
When I got home I opened my Bible to the scripture and read it and started laughing.
Psalm 109:8 –“Let his days be few and brief; And let others step forward to replace him.”
At last –I can voice a Biblical prayer for our president!
Let us bow our heads and pray. I did....
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freekey1 wrote:
Saw this posted on the OTB.

The car in front of me had a bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8.”
When I got home I opened my Bible to the scripture and read it and started laughing.
Psalm 109:8 –“Let his days be few and brief; And let others step forward to replace him.”
At last –I can voice a Biblical prayer for our president!
Let us bow our heads and pray. I did....
I'm sure that the Reverend Jeremiah Wright is praying, too.
And I'm sure that his prayer begins, "God, in Your infinite wisdom, please damn this country."
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"There's no right way to do the wrong thing"

(Church sign)
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Duct tape is SILVER; Silence is Golden.

(Amazon.com policital junk for sale)
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Man, I could screw up a one-car funeral:

Duct Tape is Silver; Silence is GOLD.

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Watch OUT Boys!!!!!




http://news.yahoo.com/vietnamese-woman-cuts-off-taiwan-husbands-penis-181059194.html

Vietnamese woman cuts off Taiwan husband's penis


A woman cut off her husband's penis with a pair of scissors and threw the severed member into a river in revenge for his affair with another woman and his physical abuse, police in Taiwan said Sunday.
The 30-year-old Vietnamese woman, identified only by her surname, Pan, cut off about half her husband's penis at their home in the southern city of Tainan after he took drugs and sleeping pills and fell asleep, police said.
The woman allegedly claimed she had thrown the severed member of her drug-addicted Taiwanese husband into a river before turning herself in.
"She has been taken into custody on charges of assault," a police officer told AFP on condition of anonymity.
The woman allegedly told police she felt no regret about what she had done to her husband, who is 29 years old, jobless and a known user of illegal drugs.
Police said she claimed to have suffered beatings even though she had worked at a local karaoke shop to support the family since the pair married two years ago.
Her husband's affair with another woman, which he did not attempt to hide, prompted her revenge, the suspect said, according to police.
If convicted, she faces a jail term of up to 12 years.

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Do you realize if a woman of U.S. Citizenship did this, how many women would be protesting her arrest?

This comment made me LOL:

confusious say no make women angry, she cut off your balls next....lol
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BUMPER STICKER SEEN YESTERDAY:

"Recovery Happens"
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