GOP Governor Mark Sanford Missing

I can't wait to hear the excuse they cook up.....

SC governor's whereabouts unknown, even to wife

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Where is South Carolina's governor?

The lieutenant governor doesn't know, and neither does a state senator who's a close confidante. Even his wife is in the dark.

Gov. Mark Sanford's unannounced absence from the state capitol perplexed some politicians Monday, and his staff wouldn't say where he was. His wife said she hadn't heard from him in several days — including Father's Day.

I hope he's alright.

paul87920 wrote:

I hope he's alright.

Me too. Meanwhile,let's start a "Top 10" list of possible reasons

10. Met the woman of his dreams on Craigslist.

9. 10. Met the man of his dreams on Craigslist.

8. Holed up somewhere trying to decide how to spend the state's stimulus money foolishly and then blame Obama for it.

7. Go away from the limelight to give people who have nothing better to do a chance to write up a stupid top 10 list, which will undoubtably include somewhere, a blame that Bush did something that involved his disappearance.

6. He didn't want to deny his political opponents any ammunition next time he runs for office.

5. He wanted to give Conan & Dave some new material.

4. Went on a last minute All Boys trip with Rush Limbaugh to the Dominican Republic.

....with a shitload of little blue pills.

3.Decided going AWOL like George W. Bush would help him snare the 2012 GOP Presidential nomination.

Must have met the man of his dreams. Up in the mountains. The Brokeback Mountains! I kid, I kid...

2. He was jealouse of Sarah getting all the attention.

paul87920 wrote:

Must have met the man of his dreams. Up in the mountains. The Brokeback Mountains! I kid, I kid...

Paul,I think you have a valid point. The funny thing is that if in fact he was hiking on the Appalachian trail, it just happened to be Naked Hiking Day

This keeps getting better. Now he claims he went to Argentina.

We can now scratch another one off the GOP list for 2012.

Hey Artie, Sarah is looking better every day....

edge540 wrote:

We can now scratch another one off the GOP list for 2012.

Not necessarily,Edge. We're dealing with the GOP,remember? The same party that thought it was a good idea to elect Bush.

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Hey Artie, Sarah is looking better every day....

Yep,she's presently the tallest midget in the GOP circus.

Another storybook ending from the "family values" crowd Please join me in a chorus of "Don't cry for me,Argentina" as we libs give thanks to this latest GOP buffoon!....


South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford admits to extramarital affair
Sanford admits to a love affair with an Argentine woman. 'The bottom line is this: I've been unfaithful to my wife.' He apologizes to his family and the people of South Carolina.
By Michael Muskal
11:52 AM PDT, June 24, 2009
South Carolina's wandering governor, Mark Sanford, said today he had an affair with an Argentine woman and that was why he disappeared without telling anyone he went to South America.

"The bottom line is this: I've been unfaithful to my wife," he said. "I've developed a relationship with a dear dear friend from Argentina."
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-sanford-argentina25-2009jun25,0,6844581.story

Yes, we have more 'gold'.

"Now stay tuned, when we come back Rush Limbaugh discusses John Edwards."

Because God forbid they have higher expectations of their own party...

Alright...all together now!

Anybody have a fork?

I want Tom Tancredo to start screaming and accusing Sanford of trying to bring in another immigrant.

paul87920 wrote:

"Now stay tuned, when we come back Rush Limbaugh discusses John Edwards."

Because God forbid they have higher expectations of their own party...

Straight from the Limbecile: Sanford Could Have Been Our JFK

Olbermann and Letterman should be a hoot tonight